Now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say
'dickety' cause the Kaiser had stolen our word 'twenty'.

Now my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say
'dickety' cause the Kaiser had stolen our word 'twenty'.

They make the Manson women look wholesome in comparison.

They make the Manson women look wholesome in comparison.

Give
this man the Oscar already!

Give
this man the Oscar already!

At least Mary Baker Eddy was hot.

At least Mary Baker Eddy was hot.

Well, rats are actually quite smart and incredibly
friendly.  Don’t bring rats into this,
please.

Well, rats are actually quite smart and incredibly
friendly.  Don’t bring rats into this,
please.

Ray Bradbury was WAY TOO COOL for Hubbard.

Ray Bradbury was WAY TOO COOL for Hubbard.

Frank Herbert for President of the USA!

Frank Herbert for President of the USA!

I would just like to go on record and state that I think
Christopher Guest is a very funny and talented fellow.

I would just like to go on record and state that I think
Christopher Guest is a very funny and talented fellow.

We
are all Pussy Riot.  Damn it all.

We
are all Pussy Riot.  Damn it all.

I’ve said it before, but Pussy Riot is the greatest thing
ever.

I’ve said it before, but Pussy Riot is the greatest thing
ever.