I prefer to start things off with a good soak.

Extras or Frisky Dingo or Two and a Half Men.

I now call my wife's vagina "That sweet laurel canyon". I love to come to its sounds.

I'm having it tattooed on my genitals.

Sploosh

Only saw episode one and didn't find it very good. I was expecting them to go a very different way … This is like mini-Extras.

This video is so awesome it made me blind and deaf and I don't regret it !

New Year's Eve : Valentine's Day

Sex in a turkish toilet is the absolute best IMHO …

Veep will have to be pretty awesome to justify putting The Thick Of It on hold for two years . I really hope Ianucci delivers …

Yeah he clearly is a bit of a cunt already in the XFM shows but they are still worth a listen for some genuine Karl moments.

I got the pop up feel on movies shot supposedly natively in 3D, like Transformers ( yeah don't judge me)

Santa's little sluts 4 : Asian Edition.

Aznavour wrote songs for Edith Piaf !

Oh I see you are using the alternate Scottish rules of the game, I'm more familiar with the north african variant myself. But what the hell ! I will give it a try …

In other news, Big Suze was on Two and a Half Men , which by the way as failures go is as interesting this season as Two Broke Girls …