I assumed inserting anything into the vagina or anus is painful. As I've mentioned before, my mom had gay men we were friends with fill me in on the details missing from sex ed and they assured me if you tease the anus enough and use lube, it won't hurt. It should never hurt.

I haven't gone to work yet and your assumption about penises is the best kid assumption I'll hear or read all day.

Zod just told me, "You're creepy, get a life." That also coincided with the guy I had been seeing calling me a creep and a pervert because I explained me being trans to him and he of course had a creepy cousin who cross-dresses to try to pick up women in bathrooms. (I have been told to stay away from his sons,…

Thanks, Lurky. I should have listened to all of you because the guy I had been seeing turned out to be a real asshole who has a habit of spreading rumors about women (and me) when it doesn't work out. I mostly feel sorry for his sons because they deserve better.

I've yet to be to Montreal, but I have heard it's lovely. Enjoy.

I had sex with a cute guy who works in the produce section of a grocery store I went to while in Iowa. I never realized how strenuous topping is until I did it with a rib injury.

It gets radio airplay on the funky independent radio station here…and that's about it.

I'm ready for everyone to throw things at me, but Peppermint's lip sync is honestly in the top 15 for me.

I actually said, "Shut up, Cynthia" at multiple points during Snatch Game. I found her so horribly grating and I didn't dislike her as much as most people elsewhere this season.

Dida did give my favorite Lip synch commentary, which was her saying during Millan's Everything Must Go lip synch to "Born This Way" the lyrics of "Born This Way," in a little bit of a stunned, "Okay, sure, you just did that Millan" way.

All I could think of during Snatch Game was Tammie Brown saying "My father fucked Marlene Dietrich."

City Confidential was also great! I have good memories of watching American Castles while eating cereal on weekend mornings.

American Castles or GTFO.

:O

His review of Sucker Punch has what is still one of my favorite opening paragraphs.

Will you believe me if I tell you I saw a play recently where Barry Lyndon was a significant plot point?

I remember when my mom read the Narnia books to me as a kid I thought Dawn Treader was my favorite, and then I got to The Silver Chair and I thought, "No wait, this is awesome."

Actually, I could get behind Christopher Robin being a recovering drug addict, even if this isn't a gritty sequel/reboot.

…yeah…

It was, especially after they had such a great season following last year. And I may have vocalized my love of the Habs, but not very often. It's not like me being a White Sox fan, which is usually followed by me making a self-depricating joke about liking the White Sox.