Parker and Stone
I like their (Trey's) own characterization of their retrogressionist slide (which I'm sure I'm misquoting):
"Kyle was Matt, and Stan was me. Then we both ended up being Cartman."

Y'all Three
REALLY need to watch the whole thing.
That large loud thing writhes on the floor and actually weeps.
Actually.

My Name Is Hurl
Think he gave Belushi a stinkpalm?

Simon
Yeah, The Mgt posts here, too.
FUCKUP's WiFi is spotty at these depths, so I mainly lurk.
GIVE ME A COOKIE.

Jason Lee
Oh, and, by the way, what's up with him?
"Underdog?"
"Alvin and the Coprophiles?"
My Name is Hurl.

F. Murray Abraham
…another fine statuette-wielding schlockmeister…

"Reality" Television doesn't exist
Each and every show in this genre (which is refered to as "Reality-based Television" within the Entertainment industry) is scripted and / or rehearsed to some degree.
Just FYI.

"ROYHASDYN"
This film contains the first instance I can recall of the later-cliched phrase "…rip off your head and shit down your neck…" Since the full reading was: "Mom, I'm gonna 'ROYHASDYN'," (delivered as Lorne Capote {a voice later resurrected by Julia Sweeney as "Pat"}) the effect of the phrase was stunning. …

Congressional Medal of Art
I tried to have Groening nominated for the Congressional Medal of Art two years ago.
However, the nomination for that prize must derive through one's local Congressperson, and mine is a fascist cunt.
She refused to sponsor my nomination, of course.
In my essay, I claimed that MG deserved the…

Jane Doe's DNA, Nameless
Jane Doe's DNA:
In re: "…can you point out any time in your life that straight white men were being actively oppressed or overtly discriminated against? When has this fact been used against you? So, people poke fun of white men, who cares? … You will not be protested against. You will not be…

Name Clever, Fannybandit
Name Clever:
The newspaper here in Alburquerque is so retrogressionist/plutocratic/fascist that fish refuse to be wrapped in it. They fear it might make them smell bad.
Fannybandit:
Belt AND braces? Bold.

Confusion, "2001" and Podunk Desert Thugtowns
0) Odd to post so late on this, I know, but "Paprika" only opened on Friday the 13th in Alburquerque. On one screen. Take THAT, Chicago! AND condescending New Yorkers (If anyone meets a second type of New Yorker, please post it here).
1) This is not a confusing film. If…

DLEW9191
DLEW9191
She figured out who to have sex with and then had sex with them.
This took place in the early 1980s, and was scarcely a new tactic then.

"Stuck in the Middle With You…"
…always seemed like it would go well in a film, but I can't for the life of me imagine in what sort of scene.

"Barton Fink! Barton Fink!"
…the preferred "R"-rated film of yellow, four-fingered 10-year-olds everywhere.

FIASCOPIECE!
Favorite Rabinism du jour

Is it me, or is the time period…
…between the point when an attractive female character is introduced and the point when she is killed off (Three last night alone: take THAT, memories of Ana Lucia and Libby!) decreasing at an exponential rate?
Is this rate measurable?
Is this what the Valenzetti Equation actually…

Does this mean that his name…
…is now available for porn stars to use?

What's up with Batmanuel?
Uh, I mean Richard.
That's what I can't wait to learn.

kobayashi maru
So THAT's how Saavik solved it!