Is this some sort of joke? I am dead.

"He's not really dead if we find a way to remember him."

THE AV CLUB

What is it about her, exactly? Her elongated face bone?

I saw that picture of Catalina Rodriguez and did the…

"I loved seeing that thing of mine in Martha Quinn."

Machete don't text.

Caption Contest

I used to bang your granma for a dime bag of river weed.

When I get stung by Jellyfish records, I piss on the drum fills.

@avclub-7840431e46f0ebd7b683f39c36d78436:disqus owns two records.

Marshall stiffy.

The guy on Brawny paper towels.

Gandee's death was mourned nationwide. Over two million people joined
the five mile long funeral procession that took over five hours to reach
Raj Ghat from Birla house, where he was assassinated. Gandhee's body was
transported on a weapons carrier, whose chassis was dismantled
overnight to allow a high-floor to be…

White people be reading 'bout black folks.

Justin Bieber monkey Updates:

Karen Carpenter. On this there can be no debate.

You'd know!

She is applying for the recent opening on MTV's Buckwild

Phil McCracken or GTFO!