I like Taylor Swift. I wish she was my
PENIS HOUSE!

Katana swords or 出ていきやがれ!

You only have four shopping channels? Fuck, man. I have four channels that sell only knives. Fucking knives, man.

Que descanses en paz, Pedro.

PENIS HOUSE!

Fuck you The Americans.

Guy Fieri say: "This pork is off the chain!"

Sorry, but The Americans sucks. Slow obvious painfully acted.
No dramatic tension. Terribly written children and the whole FBI office is a joke.Fuck you The Americans,

There is more to life than a little television.
It is called a BIG FUCKING WALL MOUNTED HD TELEVISION!

PENIS HOUSE!

I like HGTV. Hipsters need houses. Is that an FX channel?

Name change: FOX
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OF COX

Fuck Lars.

The last one, with that Posies vibe.

SHIT! PICKER!

I am wearing Paper Lace panties as we speak

Djesus H Uncircumcised Christ!

On a crutch comma Fucking Christ

It's a show about nothing!

- My middle initial is "H".