THE AV CLUB

Desert Sessions?
Rated R?
Songs for the Deaf?

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OF YEAH!

Sung to the tune of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang":

Doris Lessing < Doris Moring

Also:

Wait. What?
Okonkwo and His Yams is playing in Brooklyn tonight! Bring your woolen caps everybody!

Your one-eyed mother in a four-man gang bang?

đi đi mau đi đi mau!

Stuff your probablys in a sack, mister.

A war on Amanda Bymes vagina?

GUFFAWS

Did you hear about Amanda Bymes vagina?

PALM OIL OR GTFO!

Sheesh, Mexicans.

Fuck you The Kids

U.O.H.D.

"Take our picture as you ride by on your moped!"

Huh. They both suck too. Albeit in less p.s.i.  than Seth Meyers.

And skanky.