Not sure, but pretty sure Robert Plant wrote it.

Meat is Morissey!

Ayn Rand was a man, baby!

But if it's called Ovaltine, than why is the jar round?

Whitman?

Fryolator > Glenn Frey

Allow me to try to explain it to you thusly: because you suck.

But they do - and they are the ones writing it off.

Dad!

Hi Res video or GTFO!

Ha ha! You pay for music.

In approximately 2.5 years, Frank Ocean will be cleaning Joe Walsh's office with gold records on the wall.

Wahl = good head shaver

"Delivering the Goods" by Priest or GTFO!

More like "swallows in despair" amirite, brahs?

More Penis is a GOOD thing!

Wait@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus what?

Nuts-n-Gum Coliseum

Marshall stiffy!

I lost my virginity to yer "Black Hole Sister"