I get tired of your posts.
Also, Carson was an over-rated piece of shit and singularly unfunny and master of the fake laugh which Jon Stewart now milks.

You obviously do not know New Orleans.
The city is the main character. 

My PYLORIC valve!

Try reading her in the original Portuguese!
Bangalafumenga!

If only Jeremy Irons molested me as a child!

When I Reach You is better.

What is that?
Think it's Dutch.

Bob Eubanks < Bob Eucreditunions

Performed by Dik Likker.

John Cougar Mellencamp is no Johnny Cougar.

The Kindly Ones un-put-downable in a 2666 kind of way.

My mother is a fish.
     - - - As I Lay Dying

I remember DOING many perverted things.

Po-tee-weet?

Yeah. The same thing over and over again. Is the point.
Genocide.

*accidentally bangs own sister*

You misspelled "well fellated."

WHAT ABOUT PASSAGES INTO DEFORMITY BY DEFEATED SANITY?

His wife is a buttaface.

Hugo Chavez threw out the first pitch at a METZ game!