So much grapevining!

What are my crazy surgical options?

What are my crazy surgical options?

For whatever reason, that's always been my favorite line of the movie.

That's your worst quadrant.

Over Macho Grande?

Sure, if they'd quit after NAIHF they would have had a nearly-unblemished 16-year record of greatness that few if any bands could match. But even if you hate all those later records (I mostly like them), those first 16 years don't go away — they certainly are not overshadowed by Reveal, Around the Sun, etc., which…

The other great Kenneth fakeout, of course, was his anecdote about a pig who once went crazy.

That was one terrible short story.

Thanks… I guess.

What exactly does it take to get banned around here?

"Go google 'Curly Sue Syndrome' and you'll see precisely why this episode and the last declining episodes of this show are being taken off them air."

No, you're right. Even in its rare heartwarming moments, the jokes never stop coming on this show. Not sure what the complaint is here.

Hey, Canadian characters can be just as amusing as Jewish ones.

Don't refer to Conan that way.

FLAGGED FOR… you know, the usual reasons.

Not only did he play all the instruments, I believe he also directed the episode.

This guy is the reason that sharp, funny comment threads turn into Yahoo News pages.

Yes, the lead should have been replaced by… you know, those weirdos played by Carrie Fisher and Paul Giamatti in one-episode cameos. Someone get this guy a show-running job.

I know. Women be PMS-ing, amirite? Don't leave me hangin' broseph. No homo.