Why not ask it to shoot lasers while you're at it?

Yes, those all seem like situations where reasonable people would say "call in the lifeguards".

The hacker's findings are still out there as a loose plot thread, right, so I guess… that? Kind of all I can think of except for something outlandish like a sudden change of heart on Hawkins' part.

It was as revolutionary and consequential as Paul F. Tompkins' was.

That kind of irrationally enraged me, but on the other hand, I'm happy Tim Powers finally got a little Hollywood money thrown his way, even if it was for basically nothing.

At least they get paid to. Or so I assume.

It's a small sample size, but Nicholas Colasanto was in Raging Bull as a mob guy, or something— a villain, in any case— before being Coach on Cheers.

Got Out

The "can you hear me now?" guy now shilling for Sprint takes the cake though.

"unceremoniously canned, like beets!" is very, very close to perfect.

The Rectangle?

That makes more sense for "star-studded", especially as I wondered wondered who the heck Kevin Diggs was…

That is all much more batshit nuts than I ever would have expect a bike race to get, especially 80 years ago.

There a horror movie waiting to be built around that kid.

Kids dancing well always kind of creeps me out a little, but then young dead-eyes there came out and did that and not only raised the bar on creepy, but pole vaulted over it.

"Area man impaled on hedge; mower parts everywhere"

He looked like several random wax figures from Madame Tussaud's, melted and carelessly smushed together.

Right? It's like the only proper response to O'Reilly here is "Yeah, and?"

Unspoken end to that sentence: "[…in some quarters] like down the hall on your left just through those doors there, conference rooms A, B, and D, and floors 2, 5, 7, and 9-56 inclusive."

They do some thorough, weird research on this show.