Come oooooooooon Al Roker, Anne Curry, Matt Lauer, Natalie Morales, and Savannah Guthrie for Favorite Daytime TV Host.

I avoided the show for four seasons because sometimes I randomly decide I'm too cool for stuff that tons of people love. Then, just as randomly as my decision not to watch it, I decided to cave and check it out (Seriously, my reasoning on what I like and what I don't is completely arbitrary). I made it through four…

Yeah, if you asked 6-year-old me to draw either of them, they'd be the exact same. And the tips of their horns would have blood on them that my teacher didn't approve of.

Fair enough - it shouldn't have been moved in the first place. But going on the show's logic where they were already willing to move it, it was ridiculous to only move it once and then leave it far away from their first priority for new chips. 

The absolute best (worst) part of the whole Microchip-o-Matic 3000 bit is that we were shown that the machine could be moved from Science Guy's lab to the bar and Taylor and Wash actually discussed where the first chips were needed most (infirmary). Then, when a chip was desperately needed AT THE INFIRMARY, Skye had…

Good question. Have they ever addressed where they are geographically? I guess it shouldn't ultimately matter to me, since my knowledge of dinosaurs is that I used to really like triceratops (triceratopses?) when I was a kid.

That was a bummer. I was looking forward to…whatever his name was, I'll go with old bearded guy who drinks a lot and mumbles…sticking around. 

Right! It got blown off, not bitten off, in that episode. I couldn't remember what the story was. I'm not complaining, I'd have no problem with Dennis' dick regularly meeting a cruel fate to further the gangs' lies.

It's not the video part of it I like so much, but Dennis screaming at Mac when he interrupts the filming of the Jihad video to go get weapons has always been one of my favorite Dennis screams. His frustrated dancing and screaming is too great:

Pretty sure that was a callback, too. Wasn't there a lie about Dennis' dick getting bitten off in the spa/spaghetti episode?

That line definitely made me laugh the hardest. Up there with black Crocs from last season for lines I can't believe made it to air. 

The mom's not so bad, but the daughter has to be like 72% man. 

Yeah, like I said, I'm probably just looking for ways to give them credit for more than they're intending. I'd love for something interesting to happen on this show, so I guess I was just hoping that they'd allow for shades of gray and leave it open to debate about whether it was justice or not.

Are we supposed to support it, though? I'm not saying the episode didn't have major flaws, but I wasn't left with the impression that the show was saying, "Hey, it's cool, they got the bad guy and the commander (dictator) is justified in kicking the shit out of him and leaving him out there unarmed."

Don't worry. I got your money.

I grew up in a pretty cold climate where it seemed to snow on Halloween most years, so I got pretty good at being a skier/snowboarder/kid with a generic mask and winter clothes.

Definitely meant 'lustrous'. Although, I'll reach a bit and say that I definitely respect most of Mrs. Coach's hair's achievements. 

I immediately wondered what would happen to my TV when I'm watching sports and tell my team to eat shit and die. 

Yeah, I tried to get over the Arrested Development similarities, but it was a little distracting. 

I hadn't seen any previews, so I had no idea the St. Elsewhere joke was coming and it killed me. I love that they're not afraid to throw in the old, over-the-head-of-younger-viewers references like this and Brett Butler that Sims pointed out.