I'm totally with you. If there's only a handful of episodes of a show that I don't want to re-watch, they're doing fine.

Yep, I immediately got the image of him in their merchandising video holding the egg and just deadpanning the word when he says it. 

Dennis was the MVP of the episode. Everything from his appearance in the background of the newscast to his stumbling attempt at bringing the reporter back to the bar was fantastic. I watched him coming up and saying his name to her multiple times. 

Condolences.

CRAP. Missed the addicted part.

Very good call. @avclub-5fdbaa11bd42c308322756f60f43785f:disqus and @avclub-0b85257d7bd70a512bb467cbc693e76d:disqus already have your back on the follow-up to that joke. 

I understand that seasons 8 and 9 get a bit broader and goofier, but I guess I'm in the minority because I really enjoy them both. They might not have many of my favorite episodes overall, but some of my favorite lines or moments definitely come from the final two seasons.

And, "Well, I can't stop now. They've got a hold on me!" 

George's initial "Huh" when the doctor confirms that she's dead is great.

Like I said, it's probably just my personal tastes. I just get so distracted by Gloria yelling and talking funny that I completely zone out on what's actually happening with her character. And I also get distracted by her boobs because, well, obviously.

I would never, ever bet against Gloria shouting.

Could just be personal tastes, but I don't think Sofia Vergara is having an amazing season. I'm not sure when it started exactly, but she's become my least favorite part of the show.

That was pretty much perfect. And I agree, @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus , that story was predictable but I enjoyed it nonetheless.

Except that her hairstyle in that movie looked old and grandmotherly even in (1994? 1995?). 

This seems like an oddly appropriate place to mention that I laughed way too much at the annoying neighbor guy yelling an unintelligible strike like an ump when describing how quickly their second child shot out.

I so wouldn't survive a zombie apocalypse. 

"Why was that random soldier carrying an extra rifle? Was it just so Jim could ask if he could borrow it?"

"Where's the sense of awe and discovery at living in the far past
hundreds of millions of years before the dawn of man in a familiar yet
alien environment and surrounded by fantastic creatures not to mention
also building a new society at the frontiers of space and time?"

"And Zoe is an adorable moppet…"

I tend to ignore practicality when things annoy me, but that's a valid point.