I need evidence that anybody actually watched Whitney after the pilot. I don't mean a number in an article, I need to personally witness somebody saying to my face that they watched the second episode and plan to continue watching that show. I'm not convinced by fancy "ratings" and "2.9s" or whatever. Show me an…

Wow - the very next episode? I figured episode 4 or 5, but I guess why not get to the next cliche as quickly as possible?

I really wanted to give the show credit for not showing the March of the Sexed Up Dino-Birds because it's going to be revealed later that the commander guy and the cop guy stumbled upon those weird symbols and the commander had to feign ignorance and convince the cop guy not to tell anybody. Then, in future episodes,…

I guess the time line wouldn't work because the doctor said in the previous episode that Mike would need a week to recover, but I was just waiting to hear Mike go, "Walter, what are you doing?" in his annoyed Eor voice on the rooftop.

It pains me to say this, but I really, really hope this does not happen. 

Yep, I love how much he's committed to being the creepiest, weirdest, awful-est person on TV just because it's fun and…why not? I don't have many "that's Danny Devito" moments like @avclub-a3116fcb0ff78581d441a3de68287e73:disqus mentioned, but that certainly does add a level of hilarity to it. 

Beginning of the season - Dee and Charlie were on the phone trying to adopt a dog for the bar and Dennis mas miffed at not being involved. Charlie said they didn't involve him because last time they ended up with a cat because of Dennis.

It's one of those Seinfeld lines I seem to always forget about and then crack up at when I hear it again. Agreed, great delivery.

Except for that whole episode based on Phil and Claire being caught mid-doggy-style by their kids.

I'm so unaccustomed to shows with laughter that it distracted me to the point of not even knowing what was going on in the episode. I got preoccupied with wondering when the next burst of laughter was going to follow something that wasn't funny or even supposed to be a joke - which was about every five seconds. I…

Since I can never interpret sarcasm over the internet…Sandra Bullock in Speed.

I think the Del Boca Vista outtakes are why I laugh even more when he gets it right on the show.

Carbon Leaf.

I'm pretty sure a buddy of mine recommended a band called Fun because they featured an ex-member(s) of The Format, whom neither he nor I had ever heard. It was the most ridiculous music recommendation I've ever been given.

AWK blew up when I was in college, so "Party Hard" and "It's Time to Party" were two songs that I heard so frequently that I should have despised them both, but I still crack a big smile when I think of a roommate coming home, grabbing a beer, and blasting one of those songs. I will never not laugh at, "HEY YOU! LET'S…

I've always thought its portrayal of old people/retirement communities was one of Seinfeld's greatest strengths. The whole "we already have a box open!"/Morty not quite getting "Chips Ahoy" right conversation is the exact type of interaction I could see my parents having.

Interesting that you mention "Fly", because I always figured any major Walt/Jesse confrontation would be the result of Jesse finally learning that Walt watched Jane (?) die. I suppose that fight wouldn't end with Jesse just allowing Walt to walk out, though.

Maybe George's wiener is like the self destruct button. Once it's activated, you have a set amount of time before it goes off.

I love the whole fifty dollar bill/gambling connection. Walt, supposed gambling extraordinaire, is carrying around a wallet full (or soda case full) of a bill that is considered bad luck by gamblers.

I've waited so long for an opportunity to say, "I'll tell the maitre'd
it'll just be the three bulls" in real life. Sadly, I don't think it's meant to be.