I would murder for a 15 minute commute.

It's more like Jose Hedgetrimmirez. How many white landscapers do you know? Granted, I'm from San Diego so probably a little biased.

Just came in to say New Bomb Turks were fucking amazing.

Shows what you know.

You left out the Iron Ottoman. Better luck next time with the Iron Chaise

Those responsible, have been sacked.

Next thing you know she'll be asking about the cover sheets on his TPS reports

It's not her fault they hand't invented neoprene yet.

Maester Aemon was the oldest person in Westeros.

Boat Trip II: Dunkirk

Yes, there is an entire genre of movies yet to be made about how to keep getting that ponytail into that ball cap.

upvoted for Keith Sweat. We would also have accepted Johnny Gill, or Teddy Pendergrass.

*trumpet solo*

You want to make $13 the hard way?

TOO $HORT BABY. Also really looking forward to Frankie Rose, War on Drugs and Widowspeak.

I am fairly certain a "harmonica garment" comes pre-ruined, much as jeans come pre-shrunk.

I would've gone with Apocalypto.

Starring real life hobbit Eddie Marsan.

MAE WHITMAN

Do not ask a guy you hired to play a list of songs. You could do that yourself. A list of banned songs is generally fine. And maybe a list of 1-3 songs you'd like to hear at some point during the night