YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH ABOUT GAY PERRY

that's a great one, one of my dad's favorites, with a very young Sean Connery

MICK FOLEY IS BROKEN IN HALF!! And he was for real.

I remember getting that, I think it was premium at that time. I used to watch all the old Disney live action movies. Everything from 20,000 Leagues and Treasure Island, to Johnny Tremain, the Moonspinners and Kidnapped.

I couldn't stand those people even when I was smoking.

Some of my favorite music is my dad's music. I don't pull it out all the time, but it's like comfort food I go back to. Gordon Lightfoot, The Kingston Trio, The Limeliters, The Weavers, The Clancy Brothers, The Wolfe Tones, The Dubliners, even some John Denver. Also a lot of doo wop.

Stoner comedy is the worst kind of comedy. Worse than puns even.

You brought this on yourself.

I am positive that before this show is over, Jared is going to kill someone.

that are or aren't naked?

Please let Deon Cole keep doing both shows

Bad Religion - I Want To Conquer The World
Doves - Pounding
Iron Maiden - The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner

Well, when you are found hanging, there are only 2 possibilities. Suicide, or Michael Hutchence.

fuck em both.

Who's hands are smaller?

TL;DR

Yeah and if you're going to deal with that, you might as well be here. Welcome in. :)

or where I went to high school and what my major was. I'm 41. FUCK YOU THATS MY MAJOR.

You're tired of reasonably priced homes and you want to move here? Um… extreme Northern or Central Valley are the only places you'll find affordable homes. I'm in San Diego and it's absolute balls here.

- The AV Club