so 411 million bots and 1 million dudes and 12 girls who are actually 13 year old thai boys?

Anyone who actually has these sorts of number theories in their pocket, can go suck it, I hate you. You're the worst.

Look everyone! Modern Journalism!

Too bad for her. She wanted to make $13 the hard way.

Lets put a smile on that GREAT ASSSS!

But will we get a new season of Arli$$?

Old and Busted: Ed Harris
New Hotness: Jimmy Simpson

Are you having a laugh?

YOU ARE HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER. ENOUGH OF YOUR FONTS O'NEAL! WE THE PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY BEEN FUCKED WITH ENOUGH THIS YEAR! PLEASE SEE OUR LIST OF DEMANDS:

To be fair, the source material for those was several cuts above the typical Dreamworks fare.

Yeah, all we had on school Apple IIc/IIe was theme from Oregon Trail.

that song sucks.

My favorite program is the Throat Clearing and mouth noises hour

Here I go once again with the e-mail. Every week, I hope that it's from a female.

SAD

Especially when it's still on there 5 years after the election. I'm looking at you re-elect Gore in '04. (Which was actually kind of clever). Also the W: The President ones (which were not).

fucking DIE.

He should've called the Piano Tuners Local 412.

well go me for taking your subtext and turning it into text. I'm like an Emmy aspiring network TV show that will never quite be as good as it's cable brethren.

not the best doc I've ever seen, but certainly one of the most entertaining.