Hmmm… Shatner or Shakespeare.

Hamlet could've been half as long if only someone had a can of Febreze

Shaddup you phony.

I liked it. I just wish it actually did what it aspired to do.

The most ridiculous action hero name possibly ever. Yes even more than Xander Cage or Big McLargeHuge.

On par with Yeats. Also I only went with your mother cuz she's dirty.

ALACK AND ALAY! -@trumpespere

A Separate Peace would like a word. Your 10th grade Lit teacher wants you to work harder.

Man. Don Swayze gets no love around these parts.

His Henry V has aged really well I think. Branagh is feisty and charismatic. Also Brian Blessed and what's not to like about that?

Yahoo Answers is only eclipsed by Yahoo Comments in the race for who can be worse than Youtube commenters. You can pick any news story on any subject completely at random, and not only will the first ten pages of comments contain statements that would make Joseph Goebbels join a monastery, but the very first page…

Jumped ship midway thru s3. Seems like I made the right choice. At the time I just wanted all these idiots to die. 3 seasons in and I hated all of them.

He does, haven't you heard Bernard Crimmins Christmas album?

In celebration of this, I'm going to go buy a gigantic Upper Westside apartment because my job at a print magazine pays me apparently enough money to just roll like that.

I'm basically just waiting for Boomers to all die so we can stop using the same cultural touchstones over and over and over and over again.

Just go the fuck away already.

Why is Tom Brady standing next to Larry Flynt? Or is it Tom Six?

Roman Empire: Reign of Blood? What might that be?

We would also have accepted Landsman, Bubs or even Norman Wilson

and if anyone would know, it's Paul LePage.