It's like I hate you, but I can't quit you.

Hey, I thought your barber's name was Danny!

Might be even longer since Beans knocked Cornbread out of sight.

Gonna go with Thanos. His modern incarnations have made him a true anti-hero. Plus, besides Doom, who else is more bad ass?

Wanted to be either Darth Maul or Kratos this year, but both require a good shaved head to pull off. Kratos requires better abs and Maul requires good face paint and terrible teeth. I only have the latter.

Are We There Yet?/
Ice Cube almost got dropped like five at a quartet

Saw this crap. One thing the reviewer, Keith Phipps, left out. There are at least three pedophile jokes thrown out there that the audience is supoosed to laugh at. I did not laugh.

I work at a basketball making facility. Sometimes I take my work home and dunk on my wife.

The 4th with the twins at least had the dialogue of a good movie. I still can't figure out what the twins' power was? Working with low budgets?

I'd rather have my skin ripped off than see a PG-13 version.

I like the first two…
…but it has really been diminishing returns all-around. The third one with the Deep Space Nine woman was pretty sad. Why release a movie about hell and damnation to a PG-13 crowd? Just doesn't make sense.

@Cmndr_X. Thank you for the laughter. Icould not remember the tagline.

Dammit, *one* Kata.

There is only way kata, and it's name is Gym.

I stopped reading at Anup, since I personally know him and this is a pretty good slam against him and his skillset. Plus, making fun of your friends is the sincerest form of love next to stalking.

@ Jorge. I needed that laugh. Thanks.

@phodreaw: You are right, of course. I think it's true for most items that appear on the right, but I can certainly see how Faygo strikes a nerve among the community with its orangey goodness.
@The Holy Hand Grenade - I never hide all replies, because there is usually a gem in them, but I have to skip most of the…

Flawless Victory.

I just read this, so forgive my lateness to the party. I like what you all do and like most people who are fortunate to still have a job, I read this at work. I think you all are stellar, and even at 500 comments, I still wind up reading most of them because most people have something to contribute, even if its not…

Betrayed…by hubris! Seriously, though, as someone with great aspirations to write, the glut of "reality" is really killing creativity. I had this great idea for a bunch of detectives that solve crimes by investigating the forensic evidence and…wait, where are you going?