I'll show you a 'slippery tentacle'.

THAT IS REFERENCE TO A TELEVISION SHOW! BY REFERENCING IT YOU MADE A SAD, FUTILE ATTEMPT AT BEING FUNNY! I AM ACKNOWLEDGING THIS.

Cool sad attempt at deflection,bro.

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HE ALSO PREFERS FIRECROTCHES, BRUISER BRODY! NEVER FORGET! BUY SOME HAIR DYE BUT DON'T FORGET TO MAKE THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES!! THAT MEANS COLOR YOUR PUBES, YA TURKEY!

ANTHONY JOHN AGNELLO TAKES SEVEN BOWEL MOVEMENTS A DAY! NEVER FORGET!

Awwww, little buddy! Did the bad man who was making fun of you make you sad? Did you tell the grown ups that he was being mean so they'd delete his account? Good for you! That bad man just didn't realize how much your sad little life revolves around the AV Club - he didn't know that you were crying yourself to sleep…