my favorite part about "i love college"
is that he treats every line as revelatory. as if no one, ever, in the history of anything, had ever gone to a college and done things. well, luckily for us, asher roth has. and he's written a "song" about it! time is wasted when you're listening to asher roth.

god…DAMN this looks good.

any other
rip van winkle connections? is this movie actually about the revolutionary war?

whatley converted to judaism for the jokes
i'm converting for the money!

yeah. that book is fucking hilarious.

remember when
i saw "down to earth" in theaters instead of "crouching tiger, hidden dragon" because my friend had already seen "crouching tiger, hidden dragon?" i do. he liked the movie. we're still friends for some reason.

they should also
go "hulk"-style and redo "the spirit" in a couple years. eric bana is to ed norton as gabriel macht is to…?

giving foxx an oscar
was the worst decision that has ever been made ever.

freshman year of college
i wrote a shot breakdown and a paper on this movie. after watching it 15 times in a couple months i never ever wanted to watch it ever ever again. but after this write-up i might have to pop it in again. nice job.

BOOO!
No Golden Globe nom for Best Foreign Languge film. Booo, I say!

Maybe someone already said this
but is anyone else upset to see "Let the Right One In" snubbed in the Foreign Language category? Not only is it the best vampire movie I've ever seen, but it's just a great movie in general.