Well,
If we do that, I might as well give up let Bank's act out his home invasion fantasy.

It would be great if they had a more modern lead, like one of those girls from "16 and pregnant" She's an obese moron who dreams of laying on the couch all day and texting to her friends. He's a 98 pound Burger King employee who wants to be the next Eminem.

She has that "Carrie" thing going on.

I must break you
There is an 8 bit game where you are Ivan Drago taking on punks in a side scroller. Apollo Creed is the 1st round boss.

It could be a great show if Segal's partners knowingly send him into the most dangerous situations alone to defuse a bomb or into a den of Hells Angels to get his ass kicked. Then they could show he recuperating back at the station. "Hey tough guy, what happened?" "They threw some shit into my eyes, but I still beat…

Cheadle
He used to be Maurice "Mad Dog" Miller, back when he was a pro. Now you pet him, he goes down.

Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here.

Valentine's Day babies?

I want some Cialis!

"Who did you get this for, your little whore?" At least it's not that Jane Seymour commercial. "When I was having problems, my mother said to have heart (Actually draws 2 half hearts and pushes them together crookedly) and now I'm able to share my heart with everyone." The jewelry looks like something that could fall…