I would rather be locked in a cell for 8 years than try to figure out what the hell Brax is trying to say in any of his/her posts on this article.  Seriously.  I would rather have anal sex with a Saudi prince than try to wade through more of that college-level fjaiockdopawsk,lz
Brax totally hijacked these comments,…

(i'm katie lane. not the nerdy chef…)

hahaha fuck
www.pittsburghhotplate.com

As a Pittsburgher, I'm happy to see this thread and I support pretty much everything yinz guys have already said. and I hate to do this (because I get so annoyed when other commenters do this) but I'm going to share the link for my Pittsburgh food blog. It may help someone considering a move to get a feel for if Pgh…

AVC NHL
Sorry for being irrelevant, but am I too late for the AVC Fantasy Hockey league? I'm boredlady on Twitter, but I haven't spent enough time there to understand how to get a hold of people directly. anyway, i want in if i'm not too late.

Todd Margaret ads
I know this is just a coincidence, but David Cross seems like a real prick right now. I liked Greg Giraldo.

Sweeney Todd
I'm pretty sure Cohen sang in Sweeney Todd, maybe he could pull this off too.

My cat.
I have a black cat named Mort(e). You know, like Death. What do I win?

Sean O'Neal
You are my favorite AV Club writer. Also, I am happy about this Sufjan Stevens news.

It's been a while since anyone's called me a tyke

I'm confused
Where's the "like" button?

the dog: i didn't realize that that "rumor" was widely known. I have a cousin in the industry out there, and he told me that years ago.

The correct answer is Francois Truffaut.

Filming ahead
involving stylistic violence, intricate nonchronological narratives,
noir influence, and 70s funk.

Cool
David Foster Wallace…didn't see that coming. Very cool!

i hate to be redundant…
but seriously, the Twilight-bashing is no longer interesting or funny. It's a little too easy, don't you think? I agree with ShriketheAvatar about O'Neal setting the bar pretty high, this nothingness of an article doesn't even qualify as a good waste of my time. This incessant nitpicking…

I think Arrested Development DID put her back in the national conciousness. Or at least, the part of the national conciousness that watched AD, which I guess wasn't a very large portion. Anyway, Lucille 2 & Buster's romance was one of the high points of that show for me. So I am totally OK with her being batshit on…

Jonathan Winters
Just YESTERDAY I thought to myself (without any particular provocation) I wonder if "Jonathan Winters is still alive?" I don't know why…I was just driving down the road and I thought of Jonathan Winters, and now he's fucking Papa Smurf. Thanks, Internet!

"Pizza dude's got 30 seconds"

Me too, Ellie. That story is impossible to explain to someone who hasn't read it. I almost feel bad giving it to friends to read…but I do it anyway.