Maybe Patti LuPone could do it.

Well put.

"here" like in Bale's situation? Or "here" as in The Hater at the AV Club?

CB's job is to fucking ACT. LET him do that…when the dude says "action!" everyone on that set knows what they need to either DO or NOT do.
I enjoyed this remix. Good for him.

Weird…
Some folks at a bar yesterday were calling me mighty isis because i had a gold headband on. i didn't know what they were referring to.

Clarissa had it all figured out. And she wore some pretty sweet headbands. Hubcaps!!

S&RB, I remember that episode!! They waited outside all night for tickets or something. Right? Then the group showed up and they had a dance party in an alley.

Youre a crook, Captain Hook.

the monkeys
deathclock

I almost peed on a statue of George Bernard Shaw once. Sadly (or thankfully) I saw the cop before he saw me.

Hey!
It's Billy Balsam!

No.

it will tear us apart. again.

haha…Garfield DOES have a pretty rad beard goin' in his presidential portrait. (i had to check out wikipedia.)

i don't think Abe was GOOD-looking, but I do think he was one of the coolest-looking presidents. you know…most interesting or unique or something. I can't think of any really attractive presidents. Kennedy was a little too…cheeky.

i dig the jules & jim pic, officer. that's one of my favorite scenes of any film, ever.

What the hell?

That sentence was ill-handled.

I want to drink with Roger Sterling. No, I would not let him ride on my back.

thanks for that, bemused ghost. that was my first good laugh of the day.