"So it's okay that the trailer doesn't show a single zombie, right? I feel like people unfamiliar with the book won't know what this is about…"

I just want to see them fight the Underminer. The ending of that movie was literally a perfect setup for a sequel.

Yes I'm sure all of that would have worked great in a family animated film.

It's not hard - Man of Steel proves you can make a good movie.

Yes, a movie about zombies starring a good looking guy has never been done before.

Quick question, if you were unfamiliar with the source material, would you have ANY idea what this movie was about from the trailers?

This bra bomb better work, Wazowski!!!!!

Good news everyone! no… no this isn't good news at all. MacFarlane should have died on 9/11 like he was supposed to. It would have saved us a LOT of trouble.

Yes I'm sure that's perfectly rational advice and will lead to a healthy conversation.

My Dad loved this movie, and forced a young Kevin Nash (around 8) to watch it. Scared the shit out of me in a way no movie ever has again.

They better keep their "Buy one Get one" annual sale. I have bought so many polo shirts, suits, and socks there.

This makes me feel better. Like I said, I love her to death and she's a perfect partner in every other way. And I KNOW the sex can be great, hell we spent a few Saturdays never leaving the bedroom.

I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE

I am fully willing to use condoms - however, she uses the birth control mainly for the ability to control her periods.

Dear AV Club -

NASTY is literally disturbing to read, and yet Dan somehow promotes him as some kind of hero who's helping incest fetishists.

I'd like to tell you that Elmo fought the good fight, and that the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that  - but Sesame Street is no fairy-tale world.

That cover art is badass as hell. Super metal. Naked chicks, a barren post-desolation landscape, and a net. Rock on brother!!!

There can only be Juan - Highlander: The Mexican Wars. Coming 2015.

An aging Spider-Man must face his greatest foe: erectile dysfunction.