By the next SNS, Duckling will be a high school graduate.

I know you’re joking, but (from a Scot and on behalf of other Celtic countries) Cormwell’s stupid rotted skull can fucking go crumble to dust.

I can’t believe I’m gonna say this, so I’ll whisper it

As someone who has recently gone through a fitness/health journey of their own, your comment is solid advice. Simple yet accurate. People (women in particular) are always asking me how I lost weight, what my “secret” was, what “diet” I was on, etc. and when I tell them I just decided to eat well (less carbs & sugar,…

I cringed at the punk’d reference but he’s adorable

I mean. I’d make out with him. And I like to think I’m pretty discerning.

Manhattan’s congressional representative and the Bronx Borough President have both filed complaints with the disciplinary committee of NY State court system with the intention of having him disbarred.

Plot twist: Somehow, he’s even worse than we imagined.

I love the “HE DID IT” posts. Even if he did, there is no way they should have convicted based on that shitshow of a trial. I’m down for more info.

You want to figure out how the fetus died? It was 20 weeks and not at a hospital. No fetus is surviving that, even if it was “alive” when it was delivered.

okay but WHY is the logo SO BAD, were they not able to find conservative flack graphic designers or what

This motherfucker is going to run in 2020, and I’m going to be forced to vote for a goddamn 79 year old man, aren’t I?

His general lack of knowledge on how to turn a bunch of random socialist rally talk into actual, actionable policies makes it a fuck nah for me. Plus Bernie has said lots of ignorant, racist ass shit and double fuck him for that. If it came down to President Dumpster Fire vs Grandpa “I Want My Medicare!”, I’m team…

1. He’s about 2 years too late.

My dad has done this for years. He uses scrap lumber and carpeting from his other reno projects and builds insane cat stands. Before the days of facebook he would leave them on street corners, but now he puts them up on fb marketplace for free.

Bridezilla:

I had one teacher call me about one decision, and another one called 5 minutes later with a completely opposite one.

I got married last year and chose to keep my name, and the reactions have been interesting. Growing up I didn’t know anyone whose mother kept her maiden name after she got married. All of my now-married women friends changed their names. I don’t know any married couples who have hyphenated their last names or created…

1. He’s an adult. AKA he has more experience than the people in question who are minors. That’s the power of experience. Ex: Amanda Todd’s predator: Aydin Coban. He used his experiences to coerce her and 30+ other girls. He was not famous before the investigation.

Oh my god, Harlequin used to be my jam! I would get 6 books delivered on a monthly basis and read them in just a few hours because they all were either 156 pages or 212? Something like that.