I was offered dead person flesh for gum surgery. * Shudder *

Your cat looks fine to me. But your bath tiles....

Cambridge MA has had a clown problem for awhile....

knowing what i know now. Boys are not discreet. 45 minute showers and doing their laundry proove that.

I said “Oh! I’m Sorry.” and closed the door. The next day I apologized to him for invading his privacy and installed a locking doorknob on his door. We never spoke of it again.

I was getting laundry, and i grew up around girls. I had no idea they do it that early! When i told my husband later on the phone, he couldn’t stop laughing. And laughing. He told me that i certainly learned my lesson of always knocking. Now i’m snapping my fingers and whistling constantly to let my boys know where…

oh god. No.

I discovered porn when i was waaaaaay young, prolly 8? I walked into my parents room with my younger sister, and my dad was making a copy of a porn on his VCR that was hooked up to his friends borrowed VCR. He had left the door closed and the sound low, but we wanted to watch cartoons, as he was hogging the TV in the…

I walked into my 13 year old sons room when he was spanking the monkey. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

The title should at least be changed to “DAD DEAD ON FRIDAY, DONT TELL HER TO SMILE”

Completely agree with this statement. So many times I’ve listened to an interview with a random celebrity that I didn’t give a fuck about, and he made it RIVETING.

I’m hoping this will be me and Mr. Gardeners.

Probably after exhausting the subjects of farts, butts, super heroes, and pokemon, they proceeded to do a round of “Show me your passport and I’ll show you mine”. They liked each other’s passport better and shenanigans ensued.

This is how it see it too. Don’t they stick the kids together?

I’m not really a cat with a monocle, drawn by an insane victorian artist.

I don’t know if they still have a dollar a pound, (or whatever $ increase for inflation) but that was the most fun shopping I’ve ever had with my friends. We literally were in a creepy basement, sorting through massive piles of clothing strewn about the floor. So Grunge.

She’s pretty fair. I’d say it’s staying out of the sun.

same. Lots of visits to the Garment District in Cambridge, MA. (dollar a pound!)

Thank god someone asked this.