Smart Pats fans are hoping he gets suspended for the rest of the reg season.

That’s a weird way to spell Magical Mystery Tour.

oh it’s been around for a while so it’s ok?

FOH with this sexist bullshit. Here’s a tip: if you think the woman in your life hates you for no reason, it’s not because she’s irrational, it’s because you’re a fucking asshole.

I am in a scallopy mood as of late, so I will throw scallops into the sous-vide hat.

Yep. I’ve presented this point and had it be flatly ignored so many times that I’ve stopped throwing it out there.

Chicago is white people’s No. 1 argument against everything, including gun control.

Any word on the Google Home Max? I’m selling my Alexa because I need the better speaker, would enjoy a discount!

The weird thing is that they believe they are owed an explanation for why they can’t use it. That is the whitest part of the entire equation.

Of course a guy named Mookie would say he’d gotten ten of something.

...why we need to judge businesses based on skin color?

Resident troll, he already addressed this.

Price shows $209 and no coupons, am I missing something?

Price shows $209 and no coupons, am I missing something?

Ok but where was the proposal everyone was actually waiting for?

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

Baseball is good.

I can’t tell whether you mean Zeke, the judge, Jerrah, or Goodell, but I appreciate both the quality of the curse and the fact that the only grammatical rule to which you adhered was capitalizing Lego.

Belichick will sign Hoyer

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.