And I admire your dedication to the downstairs area. *tips hat*

I am sure he appreciated your dedication to dental hygiene.

I’m sorry.

DYING. I’m dying.

I have many tales of humiliation (most of them involve too much alcohol and inappropriate vomiting) but nothing that can compare with the tale you have just told, so I cannot comfort you on that plane. However I can tell you that I would give you a million stars if I could, because this story is so epically wonderful…

Best of luck to you, my friend! I’m hoping that 2016 is going to be a better one too, 2015 was wretched. I need to come up with some resolutions because whilst ‘basically get my shit together’ is a solid goal, I think I need to break it down a bit.

Oh my god jezzies, I humiliated myself. Behold my tale of woe:

YES.

I made this for my cousin for Christmas. It didn’t take long at all to crochet. I also may my other cousin a shark one but I don’t have a good pic of that.

“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

Knitters: what the heck size needles are they using to make blankets like that?? Traffic cones?

I spent last night watching youtube tutorials on how to arm knit a chunky blanket. I’m never gonna arm knit a chunky blanket.

I’m all about informed consent, MissM. You know what you’re doing, so rock on with your bad self. <3

One time, while tripping on lsd, I was sitting in bed with a blanket over my legs and listening to classical music. Any time I looked down, I was convinced that I was a mermaid basking on a rock.

If a list of five blankets is “disturbingly long” then I might qualify to be institutionalized. My Etsy wish list has no fewer than thirty two blankets on it.

Chunky knit sucks, it lets all the cold air through.

So, how'd you do that? And is there a way to interpret it for the non-sewers? I made those fleece tie blankets for my kids. I bet I could do a mermaid tail- it would just look like a sad, raggedy-ass mermaid.

Your post just reminded me that my mom once knew a couple who collected fuzzy animal slippers, and named them, and whenever they got a new pair, would take them to the closet and introduce them to all the old pairs. Yes, these people were adults.

Step 1: buy slippers whenever you see them