Little did they know, the lawsuit was coming from inside the house...

Obviously the answer is to start luring the trespassers into your basement and murdering them horribly.

I’m not even sure this would make the Top Ten dumbest things this woman has ever done, but “being dumb” is pretty much her brand so I don’t see how this could hurt it.

That 500 days of Kristen made me hate all Kristens. So no, never.

I think someone wants to murder you. Have you tried bathing a cat?

That’s a good idea

It was the first and clearest example in my young life of how circumstances can outweigh your best efforts

I don’t think you understand the purpose of TV commercials.

This reminds me of my own failed science project. In middle school, we were required to make a bug collection. We learned about the different categorizations of insects, how to catch and preserve them, and how to mount them. We were then supposed to go out and catch a certain number from each of the categories that…

Maybe if the girl made a TV or something, but we know how well making technology for class goes.

“Small successes” can look like “big triumphs”? PERFECT BLACKS? How deep does this shit go? I’m really not trying to be alarmist, but beyond encouraging people to buy their way out of extremely basic tasks and also suggesting that the world will meet this tactic with sincere adulation, Best Buy is basically…

You’ve got your “stormtroopers” mixed up. (bwahaha)

Ikr. She should be inventing something to bring to Shark Tank. Get with the program, kid.

Best Buy employees are referred to a “blue shirts”? Very stormtrooper-y.

Fuck, my dad died when I was in high school and it sent me into an emotional tailspin at school. I didn’t listen to teachers. I didn’t do homework, skipped classes and entire days, and if cell phones were around then I probably would have used it in class too. Grief, loss, fear, all cause teenagers to act out, even if…

Recording it was probably the best (and safest) thing they could’ve done. The one that did stand up was also arrested. I doubt “officer slam” would’ve been fired so quickly (if at all) if video had not existed (and been made public).

Can we just give a pat on the back to Rutherford for representing oppressed people who likely cannot afford an attorney? I realize that he may have a contingency arrangement with them, but he is still taking on a substantial amount of risk to do what’s right.

When I was 17 (so 13 years ago KILL ME) and a HS senior I mouthed off, badly, at a teacher in the hallway who told me to stop using my cellphone (cellphones were pretty new for kids so not allowed in school buildings at all at the time). She gave me detention and I bitched at her and then she got fed up with me and…

I watched the press conference and heard that too. Couldn’t. Fucking. Believe it.

I read a quote of another kid alluding to this along the lines of “I know she doesn’t have nobody”. Maybe it was Aniya Kenny. I think I had something in my eye when I read that, thinking it was something like this