It used to be a thing. As in “I’d smash that”. But it’s crass and yes, violent-sounding to me. I was happy it went away and now it’s back. :(

Also, I bet there was some METHod to their madness.

On a slightly separate note, why does anyone choose to appear as a guest on Nancy Grace? She’s like the the “Hostess with the Mostest” if rude, arrogant hostility were the hallmarks of genteel living. Nancy Grace-less.

Just ask Chris Farley!

While normally I would love to stan for the owner of a brothel (obvious reasons), this Hof dude is a wang and so is Nancy Grace and they are both super gross.

If you go on the ghost tour (which is fun!) they take you at the end.

“This has been a test of the Emergency Porncast System. Had this been an actual porncast, the soundtrack you heard would have been pretty much the same.”

its a black light my dear, black light

“Pornmergency” needs to be one of those words that makes it into Webster’s dictionary this year.

I laughed so hard.

Kmart had the “Blue Light Special” so it’s fitting that Targer has a “Red Light Special”

The only question is was it inadvertent or.... advertent.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

I have seen him! He was kind of underwhelming, but I still followed all the rules.. just in case.

I’m sorry, but clearly you need cooler friends.

They sound like crappy travel buddies. Who wouldn’t want to go see Robert the Doll?

What if every American Girl doll is made in such a way that it contains a piece of the child’s soul?

I LOOOVE the Robert the doll legend

This reminds me of the story of Robert the Doll in some ways but Robert terrorized the man’s wife, not a nanny.

My only problem with this is that if you’re getting paid, why not just follow the frickin’ list of 10 simple rules???