Well written, very interesting!

You haven't even seen the phone. Lol

Guys, a public service announcement. No one finds your dick as interesting as you do. (Caveat: you have some sort of deformity that has been/should be written up in a medical journal.)

Has a dick pic ever worked for anyone ever? "You have deplorable table manners, your stance on same sex marriage is alarming, and your relationship with your mother has a distinct Psycho vibe. However, your penis is pleasingly shaped and the crown has a certain joie de vivre. How soon can we marry?"

You have friends?

I've been saying this since they started selling the new ones. Nothing special.

It is not a talk between "rebels" and Russian officer's. You must be aware of fact that these are russian special forces undercover pretending to be "separatists". Using this word to describe them is just a success of russian propaganda. It is not possible for simple civilian men with guns to be capable of operating…

It makes it hard to point fingers at Moscow's propaganda news agencies when this is what we're offering...

He told her a blast of wind from Howard Stern's ass shot the plane down, and then she asked him to describe what type of missile system it was? Also, why would they think US military personnel:

It's a 7-11. Just eat them in the back aisle and put the empty bag back. Wash it down with a bottle of Mountain Dew and put the empty back. Walk out while looking the cashier directly in the eyes the whole time.

How shall I put this gently... you're an asshole.

Since her only "journalistic integrity" is how big of a stiffy she gives male viewership, I see nothing wrong here. She literally has done nothing to justify her constant employment, and while we're getting out the pitchforks for sexism, could you please explain her "skills" as a reporter as objectively as possible?…

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

Everything is deemed "creepy" nowadays. Ten years ago, I hardly even hear that word. Maybe the testicles of americans have shrunken over this decade.

Think "particle board" chic.

I disagree. Aston makes an amazing GT car with much finer quality, handmade from every aspect versus the German competition which is done on assembly.

You don't buy an Aston Martin for the speed. You buy one to be the classiest motherfucker around.

oh sure, it is soooooooooooo easy to get another job, oh my gosh, there's just a pot of jobs waiting at the end of the rainbow! Wow, I never ever thought of that!

As someone who works in retention (not for Comcast), do you even understand how a cancellation effects a person's job? A person's pay?? I didn't listen to the recording because frankly this is what I deal with day in and day out.

I understand people being bored by this piece because it's long and reading isn't a strong suit of sports fans (complaining that you read something is, apparently), but this was a goddamn well-written piece of a journalism, and I'm glad I read it even though I have no interest in basketball whatsoever. Thanks for…