I don't need to be in America to recognize an idiot.

So if the roles were reversed, and Optimus replied back with "Dude, you like really have to chill out bro!" would that be racists?

Infiniti G35. Figures.

I don't know if there's a backstory to this car, but why the derision? It looks great and further solidifies my opinion of Ford having the best overall lineup of any current automaker.

Considering the cops would have never caught the guy or even bothered to send a car out to chase the truck. Yeah i would say they did the right thing, and considering its Texas, the thieves were lucky to not get shot when the truck got stopped.

They're not even his cars you plug. They're for his father's business and he is effectively just marketing the business. But you've got an ignorant opinion and the world needs to hear it.

Alright, so he's clearly very seriously injured, but who wouldn't be? That thing has to way at least as much as half an old Lincoln.

If the LIM could talk to spirits, they would have already told her that her manicure is dreadful and unflattering. Yes, worse than the hair.

You mean, spirits aren't real? I AM SHOCKED.

"British beef" sounds just as reassuring as Chinese dog food or Japanese nuclear safety.

More Surprising: a) Gronk didn't get hurt OR b) that he kept his shirt on the whole time?

Reporter: So, Gronk, how did it feel to dance around like an idiot and talk about boobs on camera?

I would very much like to see the precious... one last time. To hold it....

Having worked construction for 10 years I can say this is a great idea. Works trucks get the crap beat out of them on a regular basis.

"Up yers, non-believers!" - Ford

Someone tell Ford I'm perfectly willing to test the next GT500 for a couple years before it's released. You don't even need to tell me what's under the hood.

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Me too, so I tried to focus on the tiny guy in the background at 1:14 who appeared out of nowhere, wearing the same striped shirt. I'm imagining that being his soul walking the fuck away while saying "I'm outta here...see ya, asshole" and it makes me less sad.

Sohn has been cited for animal cruelty and negled and is scheduled to appear in court on July 2, according to Denver Animal Control.