Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

I think you created this post just to work in your Alan Rickman dream. Not that I mind.

Aw, that coulda happened to anybody.

Before everyone starts complaining about Rolls-Royces and Rolls-Royce owners, let me just say, that is a beautiful car.

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Yes, but will the lower trim level cars have those lights? I know of several where you have to get the higher or highest trim to get those LED daytime running lights.

Oh god...and they both 'wave' in the same direction. At least make one 'wave' to the left and one 'wave' to the right, then meet in the middle. I feel like this is the start of a bad song but seriously. My OCD is flipping out because of this, who designed that thing.

Given that they have achieved sentience, they just want to survive.

I just find it hard to believe that there is anyone under the age of 75 who gives any credence to ANYTHING Bill O'Reilly says. Fox News wouldn't even exist except for the senile and the racist.

prior to the new Escalade I would agree with you. Now, hell no. Escalade blows the QX80 out of the water.

Yup. Same has happened to me as well. I would be in the fast lane trying to pass two semis, and have every intention of moving over when I'm done. I'm already 10+mph faster than the flow of traffic, and some pinky-dick would be in one of those and tailgate (or if a F-250 is not available, swap for a Tahoe) me. I don't…

Just move the fuck over. You are not law enforcement. You may be the traffic jam. This happens all the time. Nimrod hangs out in the left hand lane. Sees one, granted, asshole, tailgating. Shows Asshole who the fuck the boss is by blocking faster traffic; justifies behavior by claiming speed limit or 'going fast…

Sorry to hear it. Coincidentally, my dog was named Virginia as well, and was put to sleep a few months ago.

I don't know if it's just me, but I find the idea of people having, fighting, beating and in some sad cases dying, from cancer pretty bad taste to use it to sells cars

I did not get this commercials message st all. I thought they were driving you to cancer...

Wouldn't it have been better to donate the million they spent on the ad time to actual cancer research?

What an udderly ridiculous commercial.

Waaaaaaaaaah! Chill out, bro. Your blue collar is showing.

Jeez - looks like someone's neighbor bought a new Escalade.