I don't know... Vince Vaughn is pretty bad, so Jason's going to need many more movies that don't even attempt to be funny. Jason is still trying.

How shall I put this gently... you're an asshole.

It's almost like the Beanie Baby fad, where they started getting into country- and state-specific editions to guarantee exclusivity. It drove me nuts back then, but since this is Porsche, I'm fine with it. The more unique variants on the road, the better!

Go buy a gussied-up go-kart if you just want speed. This is an ASTON MARTIN, not some mass-produced BMW or Audi.

People will argue your point with "Lambo quality over Dodge," but factor in actual public useability and maintenance costs, and the Hellcat is quite the deal for the bourgeoisie.

Wouldn't it be more practical to go check inside a few stores and yell out for the mother/father? Seems like immediate overkill to smash an automobile's windows versus quickly scanning a few stores. The owner can now sue those do-gooders.

I wish I could say "I'm shocked!" that many of the complaints stemmed from their Nissan dealership, but I'm not. Every single time I enter a Nissan dealer, the salesmen seem a tad bit more — how to put it delicately — slimy, than any other branded dealer.

Oh yes, definitely!

So much space for so many items not even allowed on planes!

Bobo (BroBro?) in the back didn't realize the car was out of control until the tow truck showed up an hour later.

That car is real?! I thought it was still a concept.

Poor attempt at it, I know. That hood just looks so... bloated... and the headlights so... meh. I love the 2015, but just not this angle.

The Mustang pictured isn't very flattering. How come you guys aren't showing off the slick-looking, all-new 2015 Mustang?

So we have this woman in our office who goes on sneezing fits multiple times per day and when she does, I send out funny, single-photo "SneezeMails" to everyone in the office except her. These are perfect and should fuel an entire day's worth- thank you so much!

Oomph, even those tri-bar LED taillamps look sexy (I rank the Mustang's taillights as one of the best on the road, alongside some of Audi's). I wonder if the LED stripes would look good with a fade effect along the top and bottom too, with the brightest portion of the lamp in the middle... would be unique also.

These colors are all 'off' to me. The Marina Blue is Ford's Grabber Blue and the Austin Yellow is bland enough *now* to be really bland later. Whatever, they're great colors because BMW named them, I guess?

Similar to Jack Nicholson's ride in Witches of Eastwick. Nice!

Aaaand she's both awesome and filthy rich. Little know facts!

Right?! Took Chevy a LONG time to have any of their related cars and trucks to share some identity. Ford has been leading in this area, trying to become like BMW and Audi using trademark cues across every model, where possible.

Why is Matt Lauer still around? Just like Hollywood, there are SO many talented people out there, but the wrong ones are still around? Jesus, why can't some new, more-talented journalists replace guys like Lauer? Just put a pair of glasses on a little piece of shit and I'll settle for that, especially when compared to…