I am a midwife who has delivered 200+ babies and I can say that this is very true. 

Know what actually makes you go into labor? Manual labor. I spend an hour on my hands and knees chipping old kitchen tiles off my floor, baby born less than 24 hours later.  Any good doula will tell you the same. Labor not progressing fast enough? Go clean your kitchen floor on your hands and knees. 

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Have you seen 21 Jump Street? The man is hilarious.

Mac Miller could be one factor. Or, as she watched the SNL taping on Saturday, she took a good look at who she was engaged to and realized that there are better options for her than this immature idiot.

For me personally, a couple of dealbreakers would certainly have been how he repeatedly thanks her after they fuck and never shuts up about fucking her and also when he told an interviewer that he thinks about his father burning to death in the WTC when he is trying not to cum too fast. But maybe that’s just me!

Allen’s misogyny and creepy fascination with girls goes so deep it’s in the bones of all of his work. It would be intellectually dishonest to pretend otherwise so...yeah basically. You can’t separate the art from the artist with him because the art is just as creepy as he is.

Come on. Give her credit. Nobody fucks people the fuck up like billionaires and their heirs. They do it on a mass scale.

Came here to say this. I was moderately annoyed by her tone.. like her experience is somehow more valid. You do you, Keira.. and give other people the same courtesy.

People who tell others to do as they say and not as they do themselves annoy me.

What bugged me is that in a recent interview she said she felt like the paparazzi wanted to get a photo of her breaking down or being less than perfect, because there is money in that, and she didn’t want to give that to them. “So suddenly there was a level of violence, it felt, in the air, that is not a thing that…

I found her post birth walks to the car inspiring because she’s not perfect. Sure she’s been blown out and made up. But she didn’t conceal her post baby body. There was no illusion there that she was able to put her size two jeans back on.

Keira is a world renowned movie star if she feels there are people out there over the age of twelve who still think giving birth is a walk in the park she can feel free to leave the hospital and let the paps snap her looking any way she pleases.

I drank five cans of Diet Dr. Pepper today and I don’t feel great!

That’s because Jezebel is the child of Gawker “Public Figures Have No Right to Private Lives” Media Group. And even after their entire conglomerate was destroyed by that invasive garbage, it’s still their fallback model for generating click revenue. I stick around for the commentariat and because it’s been a platform…

So cosigning this. 

Jezebel, please don’t participate in the paparazzi STALKING OF WOMEN AND CHILDREN. Please remove this post and respect Cardi’s privacy. Also, you misspelled her name in the article.

Turns out doxxing a public official is highly illegal

I see your alert was different from mine...

That never gets less uncomfortable to watch.