Everyone... I have a confession to make...

“IM A GIVER!” Insists man who gives nothing, expects everything.

In my experience, self-identifying as a “giver” sexually generally translates to “expects a lot of gratitude when not being totally selfish"sexually.

She also stabbed her boyfriend.  Can we give the Barbie/pretty girl schtick a rest?

I am 10000% here for this Azealia, Musk, Grimes drama. Messy as hell, all of them.

My “favorite” are the guys who complain about women breastfeeding in church. My man, if a woman feeding her child drives you to such distraction then you should do as the good lord says and gouge your own fucking eyes out (Matthew 5:29-30, for those interested). Too extreme? Then just mind your own damn business.

She is MAGA trying to take it the Bank.

Yep, it’s a true path to fame and fortune. I mean, who can’t name all 60+ of Bill Cosby’s accusers?  🙄

I’ve only seen this show on The Joel McHale show and the tattoos they showed involved poop/anuses. There were only 2 “highlights” one centering a naked guy around the bellybutton, and the other having a naked girl take a dump.

This is the same Chinese scammers that have been hitting every goddamn number in NYC every few weeks for a couple of months now. The NYS AG, before he was canned, put them in his shitlist, but since they’re actually operating from China there’s only so much that can be done. They’re targeting Chinese immigrants…

I don’t want this.

I am unable to break free from Nexium due to chronic heartburn.

You might wamt to eat at a different mcd for a while. Or talk to the police about it.

I might suggest you smoke an amount that allows you to have something approaching long term memory. Oh, and switch to a indica, you’re getting paranoid.

That place needs more marble.

I love “people” names for pets. The more mundane the better, so Mark, Tina, etc. get my stamp of approval.

Maybe he’ll put it up on Air BnB while he’s away in jail?

Is it just me, or does Manafort look like Alex P. Keaton fell into a nest of Asian giant hornets?

I really want a pic of that half million dollar landscaping. If Paulie Walnut’s atrocious taste in clothes is any indication his yard must be epicly tacky.

How outrageous to try to imply someone’s corruption via illuminating how ridiculously opulent their lifestyle is.