Why do his spots spell out “I hate you Ron” in Morse code?

Their cheetah is really friendly.

Wasn’t it the Palestine Zoo?  I remember that as well.  Poor donkeys, hopefully the paint was safe.

Okay
1. Don’t be jerks, Zoo. C’mon.

That panda is clearly a raccoon.

But do they have centaurs?

Before the pile-on begins, the “Tijuana Zebra [donkey]” has been a local icon for over a hundred years, and featured in lots of movies.

My husband travels a lot and picks me up t-shirts from his travels so I have a lot of destination shirts that I wear around. I even have a very stylish one from Colorado. The one thing I would NEVER do is wear an I Heart NY shirt/cap/hoodie/whatever on the streets of New York. When you see someone wearing one you’re…

the snide, judgmental comments from other women. They are the ones who seem to have a problem with it

I was wearing a Dark Souls t shirt the other day and I could see some guy eyeballing it. I was like “You better not talk to me you motherfucker”. He did not. Crisis averted.

irony the opposite of wrinkly...lol

My husband has two favorite shirts. One says “Casual Friday” which he wears almost every Friday. The other says “Irony, the opposit of wrinkly.” He’s a 38 year old dad of six... these shirts are his life.

in middle school after Shaggy got big, i got a t-shirt that said ‘It Wasn’t Me’ on it and honestly i’ve stayed up at night, 31 years old now, thinking about how much i regret that decision.

On the other hand i definitely wish i still had my Kony 2012 tshirt

There is a 15 year age difference between my husband and I, me being his senior. It is not noticable to us or our close friends or family and we have been together for 16 years. The only issue we have is the snide, judgmental comments from other women. They are the ones who seem to have a problem with it.

If Karlie Kloss hyphenates her last name when she marries Kutchner, her initials will be KKK

I was just thinking, isn’t she about my age?  I hope this was a surrogate pregnancy.   Holy crap, I’ve been post-menopausal for 5 years.

I want them to throw him back in jail because his “punishment” was a fucking joke.  :-/

I bet if we shoved a finger into either of these douchebags against their will, they would consider it rape.