I am a grown-ass adult and I still work like this. In fact, I’m procrastinating from some work right now. Troll under a bridge always feels like my next career move. Back when I was in school you couldn’t turn stuff in at midnight because you had to hand it in on paper—probably just as well or I’d have been typing…

I have a 16 page paper due tomorrow night at midnight. I have one page. Going bets on whether or not I finish it?

Dismiss trolls, folks. Bringing them out, even if you totally own them, only gives them exactly what they want.

This was cold blooded murder of innocents. Can we please not cloud that with bullshit justifications of workplace grievance?

I worked briefly as a bank teller when I was in high school so I could afford college tuition, and some of the clientele treated me like absolute garbage, and it’s clear they often took out their personal frustrations on the staff of the bank.

It is an injustice to paint these parents in any other light than grieving fucking parents.

Sniff. Her and the Florida high schools kids are really inspiring. I am so proud of them.