I have single male friends but they are either exclusively work “friends” or they are also somewhat friends with my husband. Still, I can’t say I’m in an ongoing text relationship with any of them. More just like talking when I see them. I’m pretty happily married and if this woman has kids and is doing it she’s…

“You can’t throw paint on a donkey and call it a zebra.”

But the words “Egyptian zoo” really say it all don’t they?

Meh

Are they too small and his belly fat hangs out? Because that would make it even better for me. 

I would hate-wear an I love New York shirt. 

I started lifting in my teens. A skinny girl benching +200. Forget about leg lifts. Yeah right. I need to fit your dresses if the patriarchy. I can crush you call. Put up your arms. Weak scrotums. I’ll bend you backward. 

How old school is that?

There is nothing fun about her. She’s is terrifying. 

Dude that’s the whole reason I stopped watching teeveee. 

Tell that to my therapist.

Behaps business majors are boring as hell and don’t was their hands after changing the liter box. 

Meh

He means they are angry at dead people. 

It’s like Watching a person walk sown the street. 

Yep. There she is recently. 

Lovely? It’s a black t that is slightly ill fitting at best 

As my two year old would say “she’s reg-u-lar”

Good luck. You are worth it!

Miss is not determined by age, but by marital status. Only an unmarried woman can be miss. Any age.