Don’t think we don’t know how you came up with millenial pink. We know. 

Sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of peeling off the wrappers of my clean freshness.

People thought Kelis’ “Milkshake” was about her shaking her ass. Amatures. She has a literal milkshake like substance in her pants.

Denial is a river in Ashley’s pants apparently 

And you will if you stay there as long as it will take. And your whole journalistic career will pass you by as you hover over the toilet 

sthaaaap

These millennials need some pantilines 

I’d be in the toilet all fucking day.

You are incorrect. Give birth to a human and talk to me about wiping that shit away. Your vag had cute discharge good for you. Not everyone is there 

So agreeeeeeed 

But cotton underwear and underwear garments. As a curvy girl it ain’t just about wiping. 

I have the fisherprice thing that straps on to a chair.

I have the fisherprice thing that straps on to a chair.

Americans forget that left/right/center mean very different things in the rest of the world. Leftists are not feel good Berkeley hippies in the rest of the world. Read a history book. Geez.

Exactly. 

I have great advice for this person and every single one of you: throw out your TV. Turn off Hulu and Netflix subscriptions. Do this for one year. You will change your life. Do not ever watch tv in its various forms. It will give you back so much time and energy and most importantly space to be alone with your…

This is disgusting and deeply disturbing. 

This is always

And may no member of the Trump adminstation ever enjoy a tamale again. 

Save all your glass jars and put all your food in them. It looks pretty in the cabinets. 

He’s like that in the US, but you can bet at home he transforms into super Saudi.