Hasn’t anyone told you the tale of Florida man?

So true. I hope there aren’t kids in this mix. Wtf

Selfies are weird period.

Those hair cuts suck mine is infinitely better

#sexsowhite

I don’t know who Miranda Lambert is but all I have to say is “get it girl” also not sure what kinda folk singer would say “I know damn good and well” That sounds country as shit to me.

As if schumckabee is one of them or something. Very interesting

But she has boobies.

A very punchable husband.

As a wife and mother, yes so much that.

Are you one of those mythical people who has actually read a book?

I’m eating my morning pizza now to bulk up

He was a racist traitor to his nation who was so dumb and brain so rotten by 80s coke he barely knew where he was half the time.

Yes.

I never found Michelle Wolf very funny. Her whole Schtick seemed to be the voice. Jokes went particularly good. Doesn’t matter now. Because I absolutely love her forever now and will watch everything she does from now on.

Cooking at home helps. Like make pad Thai st home with no noodles or those tofu ones. But you have the sauce and lots of veggie.

Thank you. I do this as well. So many people do not.

Picture this they were. Eh hem.

His white cloak of invisibility is all he needs.

Shania Twain is a vapid idiot