If Rob can get up at precisly whatever time he does in order to be punctual to the minute of nice price or crack pipe, He needs a round of applause. I have a crew of 6 that must exchange excuses explaining why they are late to Mrs. Magillicuddys job. Back to the topic at hand. If I want a nightmare along with a years…

Compared to the timeless beauty that is the 2014 Sentra, everything looks like shit.

“ Counting the Sentra, there was over $500,000 worth of cars involved.”

Well, that solves the weird design issue, IMHO. It was the last overly-cutesy design they had in the stable. And now it looks like a GTI’s fat cousin who’s still really cute in the face and totally muscular because she used to play basketball in college but sort of let herself go a little bit.

You just know that he beat on it.

Disclaimer: I went to my first ever last weekend, and it’s a video.

Why does it need a V8? Ask your husband.

Imagine youtube comments, but in your car. Directed at you. Non-stop.

but we have those, and you can signal other drivers in a festive way as well!

That $100 gift card comes with an awkward hug from Sergio Marchionne.

I think he’s trying to take over the world.

I really wanted them to do the Imperial March.

Oh Sergio.

Sergio Marchionne is the Pepé Le Pew of automobile company CEOs.

Alternate CP title: “Shark weak”

Wow, I did not know the ITB’s were in the cabin like that. I wouldn’t let kids sit back there, even most adults...

“Goddammit Wendy! Did you drop a gummy bear down the #5 stack again!?”

Let’s be honest, I’m only here for this beautiful graphic.

Watch out for The Edge!