I’m surprised no one heard this and brought out something with tracks. Or a rich dude with a heavy lift copter. 

Depends... Did you find your wife at a house of ill repute? If you did, you should totally buy a used rental  

$73 grand for white walls with blue accents. 

You know you could always ask one of us for a ride...! I’ve got the M5, would have been much quicker than 7 hours lol. 

Legos are worth money? I’ve got a tote full of early 90s stuff all in the original boxes... hmmm

All the GT500 owners will need this, few will ever drive their cars, but we know it will save at least 2 or 3 owners lives. That car is a rabid wolf ready to bite. Pure terror. 

That’s like adding a rule that any engine that runs on hopes and dreams is legal. They won’t do it. Mazda is the vanilla ice cream or white bread without crust type of automotive company at this point. It’s all bland. The magic is fading. 

If you were my girlfriend and bought me boots that were expensive, I wouldn’t wear them. Not because I didn’t like them, but because the minute I scuff or soil a $250 boot, I’m going to be pissed!

If you were my girlfriend and bought me boots that were expensive, I wouldn’t wear them. Not because I didn’t like…

If Cadillac becomes more Tesla-esque they might sell more cars. I want them to succeed. 

Toyota needs a new model and acronym manager to name their products. If I told you they had a new car coming out that was called the Fardice SE by DGAF Racing a layperson might believe it.

Drive it Good or Well...?

5 to 1 odds you don’t make it out of Colorado without taking it to a mechanic or trailering it home.

I’m using an ice pick and stabbing a Toyota head gasket in an attempt to cause the right amount of voodoo for the buyer. Not because they deserve it, because I want to see if it is that easy for it to blow a gasket. 

While they’re at it bring back the large acorn nut in the middle of the steering wheel to thin the herd.

Hypothetically you run out of fuel (diesel) in the middle of a popular trail. Will anyone have a can of diesel to spare for you? 

So if my math is correct they stole FOUR trucks? I mean look at how expensive they are nowadays. 

Couple things: 1. If this guy doesn’t have a job in restoration, he needs one. 2. If he doesn’t have a job in the film industry, he needs one. 3. This is the perfect example of moxy without spending much money. 

I was expecting more from this article. Lè sigh...

Barf. It got the worst engine, we didn’t get the good engine from Europe. Plus... 90s quality sucked. Doesn’t look as good either.