Vipers can’t climb. It’s part of the viperidae family not the colubrid. 

Come now. Without a pole of Volvo owners married vs single this is just an assumption. Set up a pole and gather your data. With at least 50,000 responses we might have the data needed to give an accurate answer. 

I’m the Viper that just strolled into the bar and walked out with your girlfriend. I’ve got twice as many cylinders as you and 40 times the excitement. I’ll teach her a thing or two about track days and show her how to properly drop the clutch for an immediate launch. She will need you for grocery runs; I will be…

Drifting at Thunderhill?

I HAVE HAD TO FREE A BEAR FROM A SUBARU BEFORE. Why was it in a Subaru? Well don’t leave one unlocked in bear country with a large bowl of mashed potatoes in the back seat. True story. Some stoned out hippy went on a walk-about and forgot to take his taters out. 

Tom,

I beat you to this on Oppositelock.

Any Dodge with a Cummins engine. Dodge builds subpar quality trucks. Period. The paint, interior, transmissions, and electronics all are terrible when compared with Chevrolet and Ford. I am however a Cummins fanboy and will continue to buy lower quality truck to get that sweet tractor engine.

Taking any older car across the desert is a roll of the dice. I applaud your effort. Sadly the car gods threw a lightening bolt at the campaign.

Wait... you didn’t pay for that did you? Seriously, next time you want a rainbow chicken on your car, I’ll paint it for 50% less than what you just spent. I’ll even do some racing stripes for free and maybe even one door in a BMW-esque art car style

I’ll be over there soon! Need a reporter on location?

I appreciate your enthusiasm. But, you really need to get outside more. It’s a beeeeeeautiful day.

Headline: Two dudes and a Tesla

C’mon Dodge, even the interns could have done better than that!

If your barber drives an ISF, that’s not a barber, it’s a hair stylist. Barbers drive beat up, late model American made pickups. Hair stylists drive the Lexus, Miata, and anything from Deutschland. How much does a “barber” with an ISF charge? Maybe a premium like Lexus parts? Is his name Donald, Richard, or William?…

The best ride your mom ever had was... ME. BOOM! DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?! WOOOO!!!

Neon. Duh.

Dude... that is so involved for such a small object. You must have temporarily run out of vehicles to work on, giving you time to do an RC car! Impressive. Keep up the great work.

Live with the fact the front bumper will never be perfect. It is also really fun to drive something lifted up a steep driveway. So much blue sky.

Ordinances like this are typically driven by the politicians, not a police department. Most cities have laws similar to this, to abate abandoned or unsightly vehicles on private property. Typically, if it can be seen from public the ordinances apply. You don’t hear about many cities getting this much attention to…