I mean, objectively yes, we would be, but in reality she’s just another neoliberal piece of shit like the rest of the Dems. Ugh

She wouldn’t have been great or maybe even good, but I can think of very few public names that would be as bad or worse than what we have. Everyone says Pence would be as bad but I doubt he’d start shit with North Korea just to prove a point.

Yes, it would have been better.

Right? I’m not judgemental when it’s clear that there is something the couple has in common. My best friend met her husband when he was 45 and she was 20. They are both blues singers. My friend is insane and an emotional rollercoaster. We were always close, so when my dad met the boyfriend, who then was a year older…

I didn’t watch the video but for that last point, ME!

Most BLECH! quote from the Quincy Jones interview: “Women give up pussy to get love, men give up love to get pussy.” Or it could be that there are plenty of women who just want casual sex, but guys think of them as “sluts” for engaging in the exact same behavior men and their friends engage in. Instead, they prefer to…

Me too. My dad showed it to me when I was in middle school, I think, and it was such a part of the fabric of our conversation for a long time. When I was first learning to parallel park, a gentle “It’s okay, we can walk to the curb from here” was enough to make me laugh instead of cry. And all through my terrible…

Leftover chicken and garlic mashed cauliflower. This tweet is my life.

I know what you wrote and that’s all I addressed.

Getting loads and loads of surgery and denying it and continually putting naked pictures out there of yourself and claiming you are so body positive and all about women feeling good about themselves in their own skin is actually the thing that is gross and un-feminist.

Basically, Kim is having a baby the WRONG WAY.

I enjoy it as well. I like a lot fo Allen’s movies, actually.

That has nothing to do with what I think of him as a person, though. It’s frustrating that some people seem to think that their distaste for his films holds them at a higher morality level of some sort.

Or. Whatever. I don’t know. I’m just so tired of talking…

“The Lair is lined with fetish practitioners of all stripes, often standing next to leather benches or wooden cross-beams or welded-iron contraptions with hooks and eyelets and everything else needed to introduce adult movie fans to what may be, to them, an unknown variety of sex-play.”

Somehow I know someone who is involved in the sex industry over here and fun fact, the Tory party conference is effectively the UK’s largest BDSM fest and every year sex workers involved in that scene flood the place because lots of these strong “traditional conservatives” men love nothing more than paying for a woman…

I have no evidence for this, but I’d be really surprised if Dane Cook hadn’t started grooming his girlfriend before she turned 18. I generally don’t have too much of a problem with big age differences because my parents are 17 years apart and I have an uncle and aunt who were 20 years, BUT both couples met when the…

I never really thought about her background or being a WASP but that really is such a WASPy way to say “fuck you.”

His comment makes me want to punch his face. I hope everyone starts boycotting the Grammys. Stop going. Show up in sweats. Win a Grammy and instead of a speech chuck it on the ground and leave.

Annie Hall is also my favorite movie. I don’t watch his movies anymore, but no one can take Annie Hall from me.

One of our neighbors accidentally ran over and killed his mother-in-law in his driveway. The shock gave him a fatal heart attack.

I was hit by a car 15 years ago, while riding my bike. While I was laying on the ground, vomiting from pain and hearing voices from what seemed like very far away telling me an ambulance was coming, the only thought that kept going through my head was, “I’d rather be me than him because I would feel so bad right now…