Sonos created a walled-garden of hardware, meaning you can only do very specific things with their speakers, and the more you want to do, the more special attachments and equipment you have to buy.

I’m with you here. I forget where, but I read that something like 20-30% of corporations are responsible for 70-80% of world emissions, but little to nothing has been done to stop them. But yeah, let’s put and end to construction projects and citizens being able to drive their cars to work in the city center.

Good point I hadn’t thought of. There are times I go look for an “ethnic” ingredient, but it’s with the non-ethnic ingredients of the same type, rather than the ethnic cuisine section. Maybe for consistency’s sake it would be good to eliminate ethnic sections after all, regardless of whether this guy’s take is…

The latter, I think, is pretty universal. That said, I think we’d all get used to having tortillas in bread aisle and taco sauce in the condiments aisle. But I also think this guy is taking his own insecurities, assuming all other immigrants and their descendants feel the same, and condemning the grocery industry for…

Tripels!

I’m on board with Kolsch and clear IPAs, though I’d expand it to just say non-NE IPAs. I love a good unfiltered, west coast IPA.

Depends on the time of day. Rush hour at Tim Horton’s, it’s quicker to go inside.

This is like asking if America still needs brick and mortar stores. The answer is obviously yes, but not as much as it used to. What if you’re on the road with your kids and realize you forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer to defrost? What if you’re in an area with a bad signal and can’t mobile order? Or the…

I also hate Butterfingers - they have about the worst texture of any candy I’ve ever eaten. But I still like candy corn even less.

I’ve never seen Fognini do this stuff, or maybe just never noticed it, but his cocky swagger and little smirk have always led me to believe he’s a douchebag. Glad to see my instincts are correct.

INDIANA. I know this is a double-edged sword, but you’re not gonna complain about failing to live up to the standards of Indiana Jones when you could have been named Hampshire Farrington VI instead.

Maybe. Or he could turn out like Martin Brundle, whose deep understanding of F1 racing results in some truly yawn-inducing commentary.

You’re thinking of Cairo Santos, except he did both.

I firmly believe this is true. Look simply at school, whether college or grade/high school, and there is all the proof you need. A C grade is the official “average,” but have you ever met a solidly C student who wasn’t an idiot? And I mean a true C student, not like the slacker from a broken home who wasn’t…

Who you callin’ “bud,” JACKASS!?

Also, Drew should have searched “man penis car wash vacuum” not gas station vacuum.

I’m not your pal, friend!

Matt’s prank caller has a brilliant comic mind. If you’re trying to do a funny, dirty prank call, mustard is the perfect choice for what you’re licking off someone’s balls.

5'7" is pretty short.

This whole article reads like something from The Onion. Freaking Florida, man.