This would have more stars, but in today’s culture people are probably afraid you’re serious.

I’m really frustrated with myself for kind of liking her response.

$50k seems too high to start, considering it’s a Toyota and you can get a Mustang GT Premium for at least $5k less. The Supra will probably be nicer inside, but the Mustang has a Coyote V8 and 125 more horsepower.

Good call. I can see trams and subways with no drivers/conductors, but normal driving is just too unpredictable.

Have you seen that photo from when Jake Gyllenhaal and Hugh Jackman told Ryan Reynolds their Christmas party was an ugly sweater party? Good stuff.

That Michael Scott tweet is so perfect.

+1 SAT word.

They don’t even compete in my mind, because if I can only choose one, it’s always going to be the 4-door. I have friends and family I want to be able to take places.

I don’t like the MKIV Supra from F&F either, but I love this.

I don’t think it’s the start of a league-wide correction; I think it’s Greg Poppovich.

Andy Murray is my favorite player ever, and it’s not even close. There are very few similarly likable athletes in any sport.

Fair enough. I’m from Buffalo, so unseasonably pleasant means 40s and some sunshine...

I made exceptional use of the time provided on an unseasonably pleasant December day.

It also looks like his socks are too low.

As a Jalop, this Funbag felt like seeing one of my friends being interviewed on the news. Like there is literally no prestige, but I feel cool for knowing who he is anyway.

Patrick/Ballaban, take me out of the grays while real Deadspin’s not looking!

Read this whole thing thinking the top photo was the Uncharted movie because I’d heard Tom Holland was cast as Drake. Dammit.

It doesn’t look like a Nazi salute to me either. The closest is the other shot of the dude in the orange uniform, but none of them is really a Nazi salute.

I would think any decent car wash is filtering its recycled water. Otherwise you’d see salt residue when it dries. I go to a touchless wash and my car dries remarkably clean.

That’s probably true, but a ‘94 Corolla in the same condition would be worth less than it was when new, without adjusting for inflation.