Better than getting home in darkness, IMO. Plus, I get up early enough that it’s dark in the morning and when I get home from work during the winter.

WTF is a hoofed rat? A deer?

Most of your article seems to argue for permanent DST, and you’re hanging your argument on losing an hour, which is probably less than you spent researching and writing this blog?

Dissected to death how? Recusing himself seems like the ethical move here, so what other questions do you have?

The police are employed by Facebook. Apple? Google doesn’t really have a competitor, so this joke is difficult.

It depends on the mix. Victory and Dogfish Head both offer mixed beers in growlers at their breweries, albeit the mixes are limited to pairings they recommend. And 75 Minute IPA is just 60 and 90 mixed, I believe. But in any case, it’s not unheard of.

Not as funny, though, I would argue.

My health teacher told us never to reuse condoms.

I don’t see how enjoying what you’re doing and being a grumpy old German lady are mutually exclusive. Isn’t grumpy the default setting for old German ladies?

This is the most depressing headline I’ve read all day.

Here’s a controversial The Good Place take: Chidi is funnier than Jason. Don’t @ me.

On the other hand, Buffalo’s weather is worse than NJ’s.

Show these quotes to anyone who says German stereotypes are untrue.

Maybe, but things are nowhere near bad enough to justify the (typically) clickbaity headline.

One percent of the population is higher than I would have thought, based on the cliched TV psychopath, but lower than I thought based on the actual definition and my own observation of the number of people who leave empty Starbucks cups on Target shelves.

What does black on black with a red interior mean? What is the second ‘black’ referring to? Typically when you say “’color’ on ‘color’” the second color is the interior.

This is why bears shouldn’t drive buses.

If it’s not Bikey McBikeface, I’m selling all my GM stock.

Neutral: Unless Subaru was lying to its shareholders about the reason for the loss, I don’t see any reason to assume it’s in trouble. It wasn’t a revenue decline that caused the loss; it was a (likely) short-term increase in expenses.

Resolution’s not good enough to tell, but it looks like maybe the ball boy is standing near a garbage can?