Yips!

Dude’s got some LeBron-level receding hairline there.

I’ll see your Krispy Kreme sucks and raise you an All national/regional chain donuts suck. Mom & Pop bakery donuts are the only good donuts.

Its weird, $800 seems like way too much for the standard phone ($150 more than the P2!?!?!?!?) but $900 seems right for the XL, given the MSRP of the iPhone X and the GS9+.

Important distinction between this “Ferrari” V8 and an actual Ferrari V8: flat-plane crank. The Levante doesn’t have one.

Right, because there’s no sexual assault in Iran, Khamenei.

CBS? Ehhhhhhhhhhh... alright.

Lol Seb.

It’s impressive how confidently you’re able to speak for “most people.”

No, that’s not what he said.

Yes, but you have to assume anyone using this app is of the segment of the population that loves to find things to feel enraged by.

I love that you could poll anyone in the country on the answers CA, OR, and WA would provide, and they would be the answers we see above.

If there is one thing Jeremy proved on Top Gear (and continued with The Grand Tour), it’s that he is excellent at twisting facts to prove his point, and assuming his audience is too stupid to realize what he’s doing.

Also, who on effing earth would buy a Beetle and never drive it? What madman would expect that car of all cars to become a collector’s item.

You can have not black without sugar... like cream only, for example? Also, black iced coffee in general is fine, but DD iced coffee is terrible.

The article reads like it is deeply sarcastic...

Any car like the 3-Series (as in the competition from Merc, Audi, etc.) is going to have more sound deadening, heavier, higher quality materials, more strengthening welds and parts, more technological equipment. It all adds up. Luxury is heavy.

For cocktails, abso-freakin’-lutely. I’ll even do Evan Williams on the rocks if I’m feeling cheap; for cocktails it’s a no-brainer.

I went to my 10-year in August and had a pretty good time. Caught up with a guy who was my best friend until sophomore year when he joined the varsity football team and became exactly what you expect of a high school football player. He’s matured a lot and we’ve been staying in touch.

So what you’re saying is Ocon and Perez should join NASCAR?